38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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