I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
