Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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