No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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