And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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