The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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