I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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