just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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