yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Houston, we have a blender
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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