I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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