That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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