This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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