margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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