Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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