What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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