fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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