Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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