Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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