Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
