one might say we're banned from that church
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.