Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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