O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Randomize
