You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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