I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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