i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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