Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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