So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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