I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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