I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Enjoy the penises
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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