shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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