that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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