Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I could make wine with my vomit
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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