$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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