dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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