No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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