theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night