I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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