but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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