If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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