and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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