What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize