Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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