Dual....:-)
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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