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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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