I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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