I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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