And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
