He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Randomize
