I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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