is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
