Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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