sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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