Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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