Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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