i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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