it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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