would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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